"The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history." [R. Heinlein]
"If Christ is God, then we deduce that he incarnated himself, to sacrifice himself to himself, to appease himself and make himself lift a curse he himself put on humans." [Anonymous]